Mexican Grass is Always Greener
I must say that my neighbor's grass really is greener than mine. My neighbor has his lawn maintained by illegal Mexican and Central American landscaping crews. Gosh, it really is pretty. He boasted that he gets all his flower beds tended and his grass fertilized and trimmed like a billiard table twice a week for $30. He says it sure beats trying to find a white suburban teen willing to do the same work for less than $100.